LONE STRANGER: "Well, there they are, Pronto! The Dalton Gang. They robbed the stage this morning, and now it looks like they're headed for town to celebrate."
LONE STRANGER: "My guess is that they hid the loot in their hideout.
PRONTO: "Mmmmm, that the logical inference, KemoSappy."
LONE STRANGER: "Pronto! Take this disguise, ride into town, and see if you can find out what they're gonna do next! We'll meet up at their hideout. Nobody's there now so I'll head over and see if I can find out where they hid the loot!"
PRONTO: "(GASP!) Ooooo! You mean that I get to wear the di...you mean that this time I'M the one who...."
PRONTO: "......Yes Sir, Lone Stranger, yes sir! RIGHT AWAY!"
PRONTO: "What a man! He's my HERO!"
LATER AT THE HIDEOUT:
LONE STRANGER: "Nothing there. Nothing here. Oh, Good Grief! Somebody spit in the coffee!"
SFX: OUTSIDE FOOTSTEPS APPROACH THE DOOR.
LONE STRANGER: "Uh-oh! It's the gang!"
LONE STRANGER: "GOTCHA!"
LONE STRANGER: "Rob old ladies, will 'ya!?"
LONE STRANGER: "Prey on the innocent, will you!?"
LONE RANGER: "You wanna stop the progress of the West?"
LONE STRANGER: "Stop this, why don't cha ?"
LONE STRANGER: "Am I inconveniencing you?"
LONE STRANGER: "Oops! Pardon me!""
LONE STRANGER: "TELEGRAM!"
The Lone Stranger reacts to something and drops his guns.
LONE STRANGER: "WAIT!!!!!!"
LONE STRANGER: "Pronto...is...is that you? I didn't recognize you in that disguise!"
PRONTO (GROGGY): "The ship was wasted on the blue morning elves while they hauled lively livers staunchly in the rain, n'est pas?
LONE RANGER: "C'mon Pronto! You don't need an expensive doctor! A little fresh air and you'll be fine!"
LATER: THE STRANGER TALKS TO SOME COWBOYS FROM THE TOWN.
LONE STRANGER: "You say the Dalton Gang was hit by a meteor!? No survivors? Well, it looks like our work here is done, eh Pronto?
PRONTO (STILL INCOHERENT): "The badger's underwear shrieks in the flame while noodles redirect the fish."
LONE STRANGER: "Uh...right! Adios, boys!"
THEY MOUNT UP AND RIDE AWAY.
COWBOY #1: "I didn't get the masked man's name. Who is he?"
COWBOY#2: You didn't recognize him!? Why, I reckon he's known throughout the West."
COWBOY#2 (VO): "That there's ...'THE LONE STRANGER!' "
LONE STRANGER (SHOUTS): HI-Ho SLIVER...and AWAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!
SPLAT!
A giant woman's foot comes into sc. and crushes the duo!
This is by way of an ad for the next Theory Corner photo story: "Valley of the 50 ft. Women."
Post Script: Sorry for the bad photoshopping. I had to cut every corner possible just to finish this thing and get it off my desk. Also, I had to do all the drawing with a mouse. Have you ever tried to draw with those things?
