This post is about Limburger cheese, the world's stinkiest food. I just bought a block but I haven't opened it yet. I figure I'll open it here and take my very first bite with the whole world watching.
"When I was a kid my dad used to bring this stuff home just to watch the rest of us run for the exits. He thought it was funny. I'll bet he never ate any of it!
"Okay, enough babbling. Let's open the sucker!"
"The-e-e-re we go!"
SFX: (SNIFF! SNIFF!)
"Oh, that's nasty!!!!"
"Oooooh, I just caught a second wave. That really is nasty!"
"Now, now...let's not rush to judgement. This is America where every food is entitled to a taste test."
"Well, you know....it's not really half bad. It tastes like Camembert."
"In fact...I think...I think I like it! Who'd'da thunk?"
