Sunday, August 19, 2012

IN AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT

ANITA: "Eduardo! Playing Solitaire in restaurants again?"


EDUARDO: "Anita, my pretty, come sit with me one instant. It is necessary that I speak to you. Sit you."


 EDUARDO STANDS SO THAT ANITA CAN SLIDE IN.

ANITA (STUGGLING):  "Umph...my legs, they do not fit in."

EDUARDO: "Too much dress. Perhaps if you lifted..."

ANITA: "What roguish!"


EDUARDO: "Because you are a roguish! Here, here's a menu. I am going to feel you a good small dish of ravioli. Waiter! Bring us a ravioli!"


EDUOARDO (VO): "Anita.....er, there is one thing I must ask.....do you like me?"

ANITA: "Ha! Yours is a name scratched on bathroom walls."



EDUARDO: "Hush! We are in a church...the church of fine pasta.
(THEN)
Anita...is what you say mingled of your cuckold's dirty horns?"


ANITA: "If you mean my boyfriend, he's a gentleman, unlike some people."



EDUARDO: "Tell him he is a dunce! Anita...let me....let me.....TONIGHT....."

HE GRABS HER HAND AND BEGINS KISSING IT.


EDUARDO (VO): "You are all, Anita. Do you know that you are all?"



EDUARDO (VO): "You are the first woman of the first day of creation. You are the mother, the sister, the amante, the friend...the angel, the devil, the Earth, the home...."


EDUARDO: "So whaddaya say, eh?"


ANITA: "Ha! You are such a character! Look, I must be going."


EDUARDO (VO): "Come back Little Angel! Come back!"


WAITER (VO): "Your ravioli, Senor!"

EDUARDO (VO): "Huh? What ravioli? I didn't order ravioli."

WAITER (VO): "But...but, you did...."

EDUARDO (VO): "I definitely did not! Take it away!"


WAITER (VO): "Okay Senor, I take it away. You won't have to pay for it."

EDUARDO (VO): "Huh? I won't have to.....? Wait! Give it here....just to dispose of it, you understand."

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Many thanks to Dylan Chavles who posed for the great girl pictures! Poses of myself are taken from other blog posts I did. I just wanted to see if I could make them fit.


8 comments:

Joshua Marchant (Scrawnycartoons) said...
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Unknown said...

Your face when you said "So what do you say, eh" cracked me up. The teeth really do make a difference in funny facial expressions.

Facundo Ezequiel said...

Why do all the pretty women left when it's time for the pasta to come?

Michael Sporn said...

Funny as ever makes for a great greeting o a Monday morning. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

"Your name is scratched on bathroom walls." Brilliant.

The Mush said...

"Tell him he is a dunce"
Boy, Eddie, you really crack me up with them faces!

The Mush said...

Boy, Eddie, you are one helluva riot! Your photo stories brighten my day

Andy Steven said...

That’s going to be an epic trip., if some one outside italy visit and have true italian crusine

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